The hardest working alpha male dog in Fox News history. Jesse Watters has a lot of thoughts about what makes a man a man, and he also is thinking about naked men taking bubble baths. [00:00:16] - Take a look. - Government has only gotten bigger. We're $36 trillion in debt. Agencies are bloated and bureaucrats have never been lazier. Biden spent 40% of his presidency on vacation. But compared to the rest of the government, he's a workaholic. [00:00:32] A new Senate report says only 6% of federal workers go into the office five days a week. And if you don't count security guards and maintenance staff, only 1% of government workers do 9 to 5 Monday through Friday. 1%. Almost 90% of government [00:00:49] office buildings are completely empty. So where is everyone? One manager at Veterans Affairs took a picture of himself working from a bubble bath. He called it my office for the next hour. What kind of man takes a bubble bath? [00:01:06] Men age out of bubble baths at five. If you're a guy and you're alone in a bubble bath, that's a problem. You have to have someone with you. Remember when the GSA got caught in a Vegas bubble bath holding a California cab? Yeah. [00:01:22] And that guy's defense, there was another glass of wine. So either he drinks enough to be a real man or somebody was joining him. But let's just react to it right now. Jesse Watters thinks you can't be a real man unless you swear off [00:01:39] bubble baths or something. What do you guys think? I continue to think that Jesse Watters is running some kind of, He's not really that guy. There's some internet guy. I can't remember his name right now. He always posts and says, over the top ridiculous conservative things, which you would think would be conservative because of [00:01:55] how ridiculous things that people say from the conservative side say them. And it's obvious that he's messing around. But it's there's so many nuggets of things that they really think you go, wait a second, maybe he is for real. Jesse Watters can't be for real. He can't. He can't be for real. So your whole block is to talk about how bubble baths. [00:02:12] By the way, I don't take baths either, but I don't know why. I need to judge anyone who does, but that's his purpose is going in and talking about bubble baths and how it's so unmanly. And that's the reasons why we have these deficiencies with the amount of time [00:02:27] that federal employees work, by the way, federal employees don't work. But somehow his favorite president, all of his favorite congresspeople and senators that are on the Republican side, somehow they work enough, but they're still federal employees. They don't work in the month of August, but they're still better than federal [00:02:45] employees at this whole MAGA movement wants to rid the entire government of what they call the deep state. It's only those guys, not the ones who are getting paid the most and doing the least amount of work, which, by the way, the work that they do is about enriching rich folks standing up for corporations and billionaires. [00:03:01] That's a little bit of work that they do. But he can go on TV and talk about bubble baths and somehow have a persuasive argument. I don't think people are persuaded by Jesse Watters. I think he's a comedy show. He's definitely a bizarre and oftentimes off key. [00:03:18] And in this case, of course, you're right. You see the two glasses of wine there. So he's kind of like just he couldn't even find a good prop picture to, you know, from which to to make his point. But, he's part of this hyper masculinity thing, which is really what the GOP is doing now. [00:03:35] It's what the Trump MAGA campaign was all about. And in that hyper masculinity, we'll tell you what's masculine. We'll tell you the manly thing and we'll tell you, I mean, look, you want to talk about, and by the way, just as an aside, hyper masculinity is typically I mean, within campaigns is [00:03:52] typically a precursor to authoritarianism. And you can, you know, look it up. It's it's absolutely, and completely applicable. But, the idea somehow that you could bust, any government worker for not working enough when the guy who's about to take office was essentially [00:04:11] on the golf course all the time, he showed up to work, okay every day at around 11, usually a little after 11, and he was gone by early afternoon and playing golf almost every day. So the idea somehow that there's a work ethic that's going to be reflected [00:04:29] by either GOP leadership or the president, president elect himself, is laughable. The whole thing, to Jr's point is a laugh. I mean, waters is a joke. Yeah, yeah, there's Trump visited a Trump Organization property on 428, [00:04:46] which is nearly one of three days of his presidency. He was out someplace else. So one like 40%. This is you know, this is I mean, this is a sizable chunk of time [00:05:02] that Trump was spending at his freaking at his at his, his places. And when he and when. He was there, when he was at the white House, he was he's there for a handful of hours and he's doing essentially nothing. Didn't read briefing materials all the rest of it. [00:05:17] I mean, when it comes into the gold medalist for lazy Trump is is lapping every other person who you could even consider. So ridiculous and but to give more advice on being an alpha male, he brought in alpha male Stephen Miller. [00:05:34] This part's amazing. Take a look. Stephen Miller should grown men be taking bubble baths? Grown men should not be taking bubble baths. And they certainly should not be doing their work from home in a bubble bath. [00:05:51] It's just so it's so emblematic of the contempt that so many people in the swamp have for the people who pay their salaries. When Donald Trump is inaugurated on January 20th and that new golden age [00:06:06] of America begins, he's going to tell the federal workers of this country, who are paid for by your viewers, to get back into the office and do their jobs or find another line of work. We are not paying billions and billions of dollars for people to sit at home all day [00:06:23] as federal workers streaming their favorite shows on Netflix, lounging around in bubble baths and doing God knows what else, but definitely not working for the American people. This is one of my favorite clips of all time, because I'm not taking advice [00:06:40] on how to be a dude from Stephen Miller who still looks like a sperm. Also, he transitioned from How to be a man's man to cupping the backside [00:06:55] of Donald Trump's balls in his mouth. When my daddy shows up, everything's gonna be great. He's gonna bring back glory and a golden age. No. Like golden age. Who talks like that? [00:07:13] Not real men. Real men love mahogany. We like a wood paneled office, like me and my best friend, Matt Walsh. Like. Isn't it weird that everything becomes a pitch? Everything becomes a political pitch. I knew it was coming back to how great Donald Trump is. [00:07:30] By the way, if you stop and think about the stupidity that he's saying, everything is great because of Donald Trump, because now people are going to come back into the federal offices and work. People stop going into the federal offices and work. In 2020, when your boy ignored the pandemic and people were died to the hundreds of thousands, the number of hundreds of thousands of people now people [00:07:49] work from home regularly from that moment. So whose fault is it? Or partially the reasons why no one goes into work and real men are non men are taking bubble baths while they work. Ya boy that you just finished praising this is none of it makes any sense. [00:08:04] They just talk for the point of promoting. It's all propaganda. Nothing is valid. Nothing they say really has their belief systems behind it. It's just pushing the same narrative. It's by the way, athletes take ice baths. Does that count or are they not real men? [00:08:20] No, I. Think that's a different deal. - They have to be painful. - I'm sorry. It has to be a painful bath. I've never taken a bath or bubble bath. I'm really not. I'm feeling like really kind of a loser here with somebody else or without somebody else. I have taken a bath before, but maybe the number of baths I've taken, [00:08:35] I could count on one hand, but I feel like a little outclassed here by the real the bath people. But, I'm a I'm not a bath person at all, but, I mean, I haven't thought about it. It's too time consuming. You got to fill that tub up. You know the whole thing. By the time it's full, it's end, the water's getting cold. [00:08:53] It just, you know, I'm not in the mood anymore. Then you're just. You're just soaking in your own, That's true. Washing off. Yeah. That's the. That's what I can't get out of my brain. And now you're just getting clean and you're sitting in it. No, you. You clean before the Japanese people take baths. It's awesome. And they're very clean people. [00:09:10] They've got. There's a whole system. - You have to do it. - Oh that's. Cool. Yeah, the Japanese probably have it too. - Down to a science. - Yeah. Also. Okay, so that's that's all the time we have for our first hour. - We could go. - On and on. - About with. - The with the bath stuff. Okay. Yeah, we're leaving with the bath stuff. [00:09:26] I don't know, I think you should be able to take whatever kind of bathing, Approach. You desire. I like a good bubble bath. I like bath bombs. Don't tell. Donald Trump wears makeup like a very thick bronzer. [00:09:42] So don't tell me what is and isn't masculine because I'm going to end with that body blow, right? And then also, like my guy freaking Jesse Watters spends hours in a makeup chair. Like, if you were really a man's man, just show up, grow a beard, [00:10:00] first of all, and then we'll talk. But he's in his fancy suit, having a driver take him across town in New York City. It's. It's all projection and an admission. - Thanks for watching. - The Young Turks. Really appreciate it. Another way to show support is through YouTube memberships. [00:10:16] You'll get to interact with us more. There's live chat emojis, badges. You've got emojis of me Anna John Jr. So those are super fun. But you also get playback of our exclusive member only shows and specials right after they air. [00:10:32] So all of that, all you got to do is click that join button right underneath the video. Thank you.